Christians are straight up FREAKS
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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