I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
i think i just lost a toe
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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