so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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