I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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