I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
