I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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