who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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