I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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