Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Dignity is for republicans.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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