You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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