don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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