About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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