talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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