You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Randomize
