so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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