Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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