hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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