I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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