just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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