He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
whose parrot is this?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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