I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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