Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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