How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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