Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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