i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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