You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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