We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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