idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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