why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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