no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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