yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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