and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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