Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Porn is love you can see.
false alarm. still invincible.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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