The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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