After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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