Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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