I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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