I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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