i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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