dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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