hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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