i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It was confusing and full of hummus
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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