Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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