He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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