So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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