Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
