we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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