Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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