FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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