Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Jerry, you need to find god
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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