The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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