Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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