you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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