I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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