i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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