i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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