he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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