I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
time to smoke my breakfast
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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