can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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